Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor — we're going to need a mop.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that ! Bad Dog !
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ??
Hand me that.... uh.... that uh.... thingie.
Oh no ! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ?
Darn, there goes the light again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.
Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !
Could you stop that thing from beating ? It's throwing my concentration off..
What's this doing here ?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool ! Now can you make his leg twitch ?
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right ?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel ?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct ?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
FIRE ! FIRE ! Everyone get out now !!
Darn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing !
Things Not to Hear During Surgery!!
by paradisewildchild
@ 29.09.2007 - 14:41:04
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huh! you surgeons can scare us poor people!!
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