A manager brings a dog into a nightclub to work. The dog is a brilliant piano player -- plays all the standards. He's sitting there pounding out the notes when all of a sudden a big dog comes in and drags him off the stool and out the door.
The nightclub owner asks, "What happened?"
The manager says, "That's his mother. She wants him to be a doctor."
Posts archive for: June, 2009
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Mom knows better!
@ 21.06.2009 – 16:15:45
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If Men Ruled The World
@ 20.06.2009 – 04:48:31
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
